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Sorry for such a long hiatus guys! Mammal Monday is back and better than ever. This weeks topic: guinea pigs! Aren’t they cute? Well, people in peru keep them in little cages in their kitchens and eat them! Here’s an adorable video that Kelly discovered, it’s a gem!

Listen to those cute noises they make! Ahhh-dorable. Don’t worry, mammal Monday will be back next monday!


Greetings from Ft. Lauderdale! I couldn’t think of a mammal, so the narwhal was suggested to me. They’re pretty weird, not one of my favorites.Get this, they’re carnivores. I’d rather my mammals have fur. Anyway, they can be cool and they swim so that’s also cool. So without further ado, the narwhal!

narwhals for obama

Hey all, here’s a special mammal monday commin at you from the Chi.

Here’s the best dog in the world: newfoundland!

Not only are they adorable, but they save lives. They’re lifeguard dogs! Lewis and Clark even had one. The dog saved them from a bear!

Are you a monkey lover, or are you drinking monkey Haterade? Leave a comment, and you may win special prize.

If you don’t know me very well, one thing you must know is that I absolutely hate monkeys. They suck. They are disgusting creatures. If any animal took over the world, it would be monkeys. Not only are they hideous, but they are also super mean. Orangutans rape people! Enjoy these pictures of hideous monkeys:

Never trust a monkey!!

Hello all, this mammal monday is near and dear to my heart. A few days ago I was appalled and horrified to learn that my two of my dear friends, Kelly and Abby (the hackers), did not know the difference between sea otters and river otters. I thought I would use mammal monday to set this simple conundrum straight.

Sea otters:

River Otter:

river otters are far more superior and cute than sea otters.

On break I went to the Fishbowl in Evanstan (holla). There I saw the most adorable Chinchilla. I named him Wayne (my sister and I decided that chinchillas can only be given old man names). Check out these adorable chincillas!

Abby's family at Thanksgiving

Fun fact: they are the softest animals in the world!


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  • Kelly: A poem; Dwayne also known as The Rock, His life seems a bit like a mock, First in WWE, Now he desires to be, and actor without the chops.
  • Abby: My sister and dad almost ate guinea pigs in Peru but they said it was too weird!