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yay spring break and animal shoes
Posted on: March 26, 2010
i want spring to stay and i want animal shoes. i like the bunny shoes–my friend ET has a pair in gray and their names are Hester and Billsworth. they’re cute. i would never wear the giraffe ones. they’re just weird. and i think the hippo’s cute. but i think it should be in a grayish-purple color instead of that icky green. happy spring break! say hi to the easter bunny! i expect textpics of molly and updates about all of your lives! peace out homes!
This I Swear
Posted on: March 12, 2010
Recently in room 302 there has been a lot of nostalgia for the early 2000s. Following a night in which we looked up every Now! CD and reminisced about our favorites, we discovered a mutual love: Nick and Jessica, the Newlyweds (that have been divorced for 5 years now).
For those of you who don’t know, Jessica Simpson was a budding starlet when she appeared as the opening act for 98 Degrees, the third most popular boy band of the time, that featured Nick Lachey. The two developed a romance, and after four years of sex-less dating (that’s right folks, Jessica was a virgin until she tied the knot!), the two wed. Eager to document their marriage, MTV quickly signed them up for one of the best reality TV shows ever created: Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica.
Newlyweds ignited a flame that spread like wildfire throughout the country. It showcased their unmatched vocal talents, as well as their lavish lifestyle. One of the most memorable moments on the show is when Jess is confused by Chicken of the Sea tuna, thinking that it is chicken. Kelly and I give major kudos to Nick for putting up with Jess’s classic ditzy-ness. They were a dynamic duo that found their way into America’s heart.
To end this post, I’m going to leave you with a few gems:
This is Nick’s single about his marriage to Jess and also the theme song to the show.
Steaming hot! Jess sings about her sexual adventures with Nick after they got married. His role in the video: make out with her under a waterfall.
I am not ashamed to say that I love this song. Nick’s breakup ballad touches our souls. The video also features Vanessa Minnillo, his on-and-off-again girlfriend since the divorce. It should be noted that Kelly has a fierce hatred for Nick and Vanessa, and that she just made this statement in reference to the photo montage from “This I Swear”: “I havn’t seen either of them as happy as they were since they were together.” Too true…
rock it out.
Posted on: March 10, 2010
i am aware that many people do not share my love for the rock, but let’s get real here. he has an awesome bod, a dazzling smile, and he is committed to bringing laughter into children’s lives (has anyone seen The Gameplan? so great so great). i’m going to be bold here and say that if you don’t understand dwayne “the rock” johnson’s undeniable charm, then you just can’t handle the tooth.
he has a sense of humor, too!
tell me what you think. the best comment will get a special prize on Monday!
The Return of Mammal Monday
Posted on: March 9, 2010
Sorry for such a long hiatus guys! Mammal Monday is back and better than ever. This weeks topic: guinea pigs! Aren’t they cute? Well, people in peru keep them in little cages in their kitchens and eat them! Here’s an adorable video that Kelly discovered, it’s a gem!
Listen to those cute noises they make! Ahhh-dorable. Don’t worry, mammal Monday will be back next monday!
Happy Fake Birthday To Meeeeeee!
Posted on: March 6, 2010
hello all!
i apologize on behalf of all members of room3oh4 (maur and I) for neglecting this precious blog–we know how much it means to all of you! this weekend is my fake birthday weekend and i decided to make a little scatting saturday for all of you to join in on the celebration!
SnOw.
Posted on: February 7, 2010
Dear Kelly,
Where are you? Oh, that’s right, you’re stuck in the snow-pocalypse! As for the rest of you, I’m excited to see you today! We’ll have a lot to catch up on, I’m sure! Kelly, hurry home!!!
P.S. I can’t wait to show you the sweater I got for $7 dollars. I have hit a new bargain shopping mark of which I am very proud.
See you soon!
here’s to you, neongirls21!
Posted on: January 26, 2010
this is in response to a scathing comment from an eleven and a half year old girl. and for your information, neongirls21, the reason why i didn’t have any comments before you is because i’m not an attention driven fake diva. i’m a real diva.
things i’d like to do in my life
Posted on: January 24, 2010
while i have been so bored over interim, it had made me think: what do i actually want to do? here are some things i want to do in my life–not all of them, but some that i can think of right now. these are definite goals of mine. in no particular order:
1. be a published writer
2. travel to Egypt, India, Israel, and Morocco
3. live in Paris
4. learn to cook something other than cake from a box
5. learn to play guitar
6. learn to sew
7. go to a new place and convince all the people there i’m from britain.
8. go to a real haunted house. anyone want to come with me?
9. knit something other than a scarf
10. buy myself a little kitten.
that’s all i can think of right now–i will add more later if i feel like it, but lately our postings have been pretty weak. although, i do know that it’s a scatting sunday and i owe a certain someone a special post…
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